that I have received via email
Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves to use the restroom.
Three guys are left.....
First guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he
started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break,
they made him a salesman, and he sold so may cars that he bought the dealership.
In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for
Second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking
leaves for a Realtor. Turns out he got a break, they made him a commissioned
salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he's so
successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday.
Third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a
brokerage firm. Well, he got a break, they made him a broker and now he owns the
brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave his best friend a
million dollars worth of stock for his birthday.
Fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first three explain how they have
been telling stories about their kids so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to
admit that my son is a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and
is still a hairdresser after 15 years. Not only that, but I just found out that
he's gay and has several boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side. His
boyfriends just gave him a new Mercedes, a new house, and a million dollars
worth of stock for his birthday.