that I have received via email
(006) Designated Driver
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he
saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five
different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around
with his keys for several more minutes. During this time, everyone left the bar
and drove off.
Finally, the fellow started his engine and began to pull away. The police
officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights, and
administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The
puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."