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(014) Life Savers
A teacher was working with a group of underpriviliged children, trying to
broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they
would feel objects from pumice stones to pinecones and smell aromatic herbs and
exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of
LifeSavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine.
"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the
teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries,
lemons, and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored LifeSavers in
their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy
probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the children spat the LifeSaver out of his mouth and shouted,
"Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"